What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What did one boob say to the other boob

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

But this is not

I don't like

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?